You Are a Walking Stillborn Baby Tottering About

you spend years watching tv

but how can you not be enraptured by the very earth

people say you own.

With the fucking trees and grass

and the sun and shit.

What the hell you idiot.

That is the goddamn world.

You are looking at someone else’s uneducated secondhand dreams and calling that life.

You are not a human being. You are not a human being!!!!! You were never born!!!!!

You are a walking stillborn baby tottering about, at times wincing,

at times prancing with your slimy globulous, puffy, freaky bodies.

Nope, some things come out of the womb just not ready for anything.

You just need to move those people aside

and get on with your business. Icky gross.

I mean there are loads and loads of yucky people all around here

in Tennessee. I don’t see much else outside these days

You Are a Walking Stillborn Baby Tottering About

Continental Philosophers May Be a Bunch of Overserious Writers of a Certain Kind of Literature but Analytic Philosophers Aren’t Even Philosophers.

They serve no purpose. They are in some kind of job program for humourless didactic know it alls.

At least some Continental philosophers have good points to make like Baudrillard’s hyperreality. Or Foucault’s origin of madness crap. And they can be really trippy to read like Derrida and or Heidegger (He is like some stupid slow stoner band that goes on and on and can really bend your mind around but then again he was one evil dude so whatever). These guys blow up all the crap anyone tries to actually say currently so that pisses people off. Then again no one else is talking apparently.

Continental Philosophers May Be a Bunch of Overserious Writers of a Certain Kind of Literature but Analytic Philosophers Aren’t Even Philosophers.